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• Today in Billionaires and also Today in Lesser-Known Koch News, from Reuters: “In a long-running campaign against fake vintage wine, billionaire oenophile William Koch has settled a lawsuit worth millions of dollars against New York wine retailer Acker, Merrall & Condit.” Koch alleges that “the retailer sold 216 bottles of counterfeit wine at auction in 2005 and 2006. The suit said Koch paid a total of $2,121,583.” He sought $4.2 million, plus damages; the terms from Tuesday’s settlement have not been disclosed. Says a Koch spokesman, “He does not like to be cheated.”

• Today in Bespoke: What do you get for the narcissist who has everything? A toaster that burns his face into his breakfast.

• Are child sex robots inevitable, Forbes asks?

• Have you guys seen this Manhattan real estate listing? Click through the pictures; it is very . . . unusual.